Wierd and Wonderful Computer Error Messages
At one of our team meetings recently, we read through a list of wierd and wonderful error messages created by programmers (we try to have something fun in each meaning). One could get very philosophical about the deeper meaning of each of these and what they say about life, but they can also be read just for fun and a little light relief
(sadly, I don’t know the origin of these or I would happily attribute them back…)
- I once tried to post-date a piece for publication and was given the error message, “The future has not happened yet.” Wow, really? Thanks for that news flash.
- I have a system that will occasionally throw out one word… PANIC. Oookay… I have many places that could be in a panic state, can you throw me a clue as to the location, at the very least?
- Back in the day, my Cadnetix workstation once put up: “We should never get here.” That’s high on my list of informative and reassuring messages.
- The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it. OK,Hal. This message implies that there is a problem with a rogue server with an attitude problem.
- “A internal error broke out” – it was exactly this spelling etc. I often wondered what kind of internal error it was, and where it broke out from!
- I was creating a HOBS payment back in the 90’s. The create instruction dialogue box popped up to let me the world as we know isn’t real…”the state of the atom is invalid – [OKAY]” Damn. That’s not “OKAY” at all.
- IF-YOU-ARE-HERE-SOMETHING-IS-TERRIBLY-WRONG. STOP.
- Many years ago I tried to install a modem program on a Mac. It didn’t work and the error message was: “Installation failed. Something is wrong. Find out what it is, fix it, and try again“.
I’m very proud to tell you that in our company we do not write error messages like these, but we sure had a good laugh over them

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